Silly Goose

Allow me to confess some silly things. Perhaps if i put them out there, the universe will return bits of wisdom.

1) For my 21st birthday, my mother offered to pay off all of my debt. Instead i opted to have her pay for a bashment party at Sin City cabaret. Use your imagination.

2) I have hundreds of pairs of shoes. But i only have 2 feet :-(

3) I just spent a chunk of cash on my hair last week and now it looks like this:

Because i don't know how to wrap 18 inches of hair, headties give me headaches, doobies make my head itch, and i thought i could treat a weave like i used to treat my regular hair.

4) Say this out loud: "CLICK" <--How long did it take? Yea? well thats how quick i can blow 1,000$ add a second for every additional G. Subtract a nano second for each 100$ below that amount.

5) What is this beast called save? How do i tame it?

6) Sometimes, when my hub and i don't feel like doing laundry, we throw it out and buy new shxt. (And we have a washer/dryer) :-x

7) I eat out almost every day, almost every meal.

8) Paid almost 300 for my wii on ebay while they only cast 250 in stores. Something about ebay makes me so friggin competitive. I feel like a failure if am outbid, or don't win an auction :-x

9) I want what i want when i want it. And believe me i get it. At whatever cost. (see above example)

I'm done with this. Don't judge me. :-)

My February resolution s to stop the bullshit and fiscal foolery.

Universe, please show me the way. Voyeurs, feel free to chime in. Amen.