Its no fair; some people just have it all. In fact, there are a select few that are so hot, that all you can do is hate! Here are ten of the hottest celebs on the planet. Sure, we love them. But deep down inside, I know you resent their perfection (admit it!).
1.) Halle Berry
Halle is an award winning actress, a mother and an all around beautiful person. On top of it all, at 40 years of age, she was named the most beautiful woman on the planet. How many people do you know that are in their 40s and still stuntin' on the twenty-somethings?Hate on haters!
2.) Beyonce
Open your dictionary to the word perfect and Beyonce's big-stupid-beautiful picture is front and center. The 28-year-old stunner is on top of her game, and rightfully so. She performs circles around her competition, she's rocking the hottest rapper in the game's chain and there hasn't been a blemish on her perfect record to date. What a bore.
3.) Rihanna
Every morning women across the world stand in front of their closets and fuss for extended periods of time about what they can possibly wear that will make them look half way decent. Rihanna can stick her hand in her closet, pull out a burlap sack and make it look like Badgley-Mishka. WTF? Hate on her impeccable style ladies, go ahead.
4.) Kim Kardashian
I used to oblige my boyfriend's requests that I sit and watch football games with him for one reason, and one reason alone. Reggie Bush. Then along comes Kim K., and her stupid hourglass shape. She snatched up my guilty little pleasure, and looked damn good doing it. Whatever.
5.) Tyra Banks
Trya is a force to be reckoned with. She has built an entire empire on her looks. What luck.
6.) Alicia Keys
Alicia is as beautiful as she is talented. In fact, she is so hot that she managed to steal Swizz Beats away from his wife. Lets all join Mashonda in a moment of hate.
7.) J.Lo
Who the heck has twin babies in February, and then, is photographed on a yacht with her four month old babies, and her six pack in June? Jennifer Lopez. That's who.
8.) Cassie
Cassie is a beauty of epic proportions. Instead of using her beauty where it belongs (on ad campaigns and runways), she used it to seduce Diddy, who then endowed her with a record deal despite her mediocre vocals. Why? Because that's her man, and he can do that. Hate, and then congratulate her on her diabolical genius.
9.) Amber Rose
Amber went from spinning on stripper poles, to sitting front row at Paris Fashion Week shows. From dipping low for singles, to being a certified Ford model. Her unique beauty is undeniable, but WTF? And she can rock spandex like no other. Amber you are a fearsome thing. We're a little bitter.
10.) Kelis
Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And damn right...its better than yours. 'Nuff said.
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